Welcome back to “People of Glitch City”, where we ask random questions to people from across our beloved city in order to show just how diverse our population can be.
Today we invited a young Lilim to eat some fried chicken as we asked her questions about her and her most peculiar job!
Please tell us your name.
I’m Dorothy! Dorothy Haze. But for the right amount you can also call me dirty names.
Age?
I passed all my maturity tests so… old enough?
Birthday?
November 5th. The day I was deployed.
Occupation?
Can I say “sex worker”? I don’t know if your page is PG-13 or what. In any case, that’s what I am. Edit that into something more flattering if you wanna.
Level of education?
AIEEP.
I’m sorry, what?
AIEEP: Artificial Intelligence Education Exception Protocol. Us Lilim can just download information regarding the topic we want directly into our brains, but we need to develop physical skills and get the nuances of the job we want. The AIEEP lets us bypass the theoretical part of the career to focus on the practical one.
It also sounds like a girly screech: AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEP!
What model are you?
I’m a DFC-72. The perfect balance between multipurpose workforce and social interaction units!
Do you ask humans what race they are? Just curious.
Hobbies?
I enjoy things that have many small parts that require my attention constantly. Model making, puzzles with over a thousand pieces, modding myself…
Recently, I started building lots of those models that when put together are shaped like cool anime mechas.
Have you thought about being a giant mecha? I do that a lot lately.
What do you like?
My job! I also like kids.
What do you dislike?
Dogs… and chinchillas.
Chinchillas are extinct, though.
Thank the fucking gods.
Favorite music?
Bossa Nova. Thanks to a vending machine friend of mine I’m listening to a lot of Enka lately too.
Any message for the readers?
If you’re lonely, just give me a call! 0900-CUTIEPIE. Contract calls are free of charge but asking for rates will be $50/minute. I can also give you a discount if you take me to dinner beforehand. This offer is only valid once per night as I would get sick if I ate too much.
That said… with this interview you guys wasted a nice price cut that you’re not even gonna use AND denied somebody else the pleasure of buying me dinner!
Now, for our final question: How many seedless grapes can an adult male fit in their mouth?
88, but with a dislocated jaw the amount can go up to 94. Wanna know how I found out?