Not the first time, I know, but some idiot copying Alice_Rabbit is fucking up our articles.
Look, assface, we’re not going to stop writing about Alice. That shit is money and you better stop with your bullshit before I fucking whip your ass like the shitty ass cocksnot you are.
I already called the fucking cyber police on your ass. Touch my website again and you’re done.
-Donovan D. Dawson, Editor-in-chief.
Ass.